Intergalactic Johnson

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A long time ago... In a galaxy not so far away... It was a period of extreme butthurt. The Black Star Confederacy and the Terran Empire were like, totally shooting each other over some stupid nonsense. One day, Trujen was all like, "Yo Hoodie, can I borrow some probes?" Then he totally crafted a monument of genius. What followed, was legendary...

The Intergalactic Johnson Vs Terran Empire

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Then a bunch of us nominated Trujen for player of the month in channel 787. Of course, Mark of the Terran Empire who ran the channel was less than pleased.

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Of course there was other fallout as well...

Hoodie: Hey Uber just a heads up, the intergalactic johnson made of probes is prolly gonna fly by Gomers gate

Hoodie: So just ignore it if you see something um how do we say, long flying by

Uber: the prepare to have your johnson thoroughly beat if spotted

Raksha: Uber beating off a johnson?

Nearly two years later...

It reappeared when it noticed the death of a probe.

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